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| Tim has been performing for over twenty five years. Many women have told him, "you have great moves and the nicest ass I have ever seen... He and Tom took dance lessons at Arthur Murray after watching the popular movie, "Saturday Night Fever." So if you love to swing dance, he can show you how. Unlike most male dancers, Tim actually dances. He is a great break dancer with moves like Michael Jackson. He walks on his head, spins on his back, moonwalks, front hand springs, takes his pants off while standing on his head. Tim can also sing quite well, some of the songs he sings are:
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An Entertainment Company owned by Tim Butler - The Scorpion
bodymotionent@gmail.com
818-209-9077
818-209-9077
| Another Miracle: “Pine Tree Falls on Top of Me & I Live!!” By Tim Butler I was hired to cut a pine tree to the ground so I hired a couple friends to help me. It was a huge tree, about 40 feet tall, 30 inches wide at the base, full of sap, heavy.. I broke my ankle a week before, running over it with the Banchee at Jerico so I had a cloth booty on to support it. I couldn’t put too much pressure on it so I hired Charles and Ty, my bros, to help me. Charles started cutting the branches off as close to the stump as possible, about 2 feet. There was a huge branch directly over the top of an abandoned car that the neighbors had next door. It had four flat tires with real bad dry rot so I knew moving the car was not an option. I figured if I cut the branch off at the end as close to the car as possible and pulled the tree over at an angle, it would pivet and miss the car…. We cut the top off the tree and put the branches in the trailer. All we had left now was a 15 foot monster. It looked like a huge porcupine, standing up, with huge quills (branches) sticking out of it, except for the 8 foot branch that we left hanging over the abandoned car…. We decided to take a break because we were tired. We came back and I totally forgot about the branch over the car…. I tied the rope to the top of the monster, then to the truck and proceeded to cut the pie cut out so it would fall where I wanted it too, I thought….. After a short rest, I told Ty, “Jump in the truck, put it in four wheel drive and get ready to nail it when I tell you.“ I usually pray before a big job like this but I figured this was a piece of cake so I didn’t worry about it….. I started cutting on the backside, the safe side…. I got tired, so without even thinking about it, I changed sides to use different muscles. I started cutting it, forgetting about the big branch over the car that was going to change the trajectory of the 15 foot monster….. Charles was new to this so he didn’t see what was happening until it was too late. I kept cutting, looking up at the rope, to make sure it was at the right angle for the tree to miss hitting me, when all of a sudden….. The tree started coming over on top of me!!!! I was freaking out!!! I thought my life was all over…. I expected it to crush me to death. Charles was freaking out, screaming to Ty, “Oh my God!!!! Come here I think Tim’s dead. The tree fell on him!!!” The neighbor across the street was watching and thought I was dead too…. I started screaming, “Get this tree off of me!!” Everyone was shocked, even me, I was still alive…. There was a branch piercing my leg so I said, “push the tree over so I can get my leg out.” They started pushing it into my leg more so I said, “The other way, the other way!!” They pushed it from the other side and I pulled my leg out. I yelled, “Oh man, it tore my booty!” I can imagine what they were thinking. He just had a huge tree fall on him and he’s worried about tearing his booty….. The only thing that saved me, other than God of course, was the branches that were cut off at 2 feet. They missed my vital organs and carried all the weight of the monster from crushing me. I thanked the Lord again for watching over me…… |
| Joke A gal has a bad heart disease. It's called acute angina. She meets a guy, they start liking each other, a lot. She hasn't told him about her bad heart. They start petting. He removes her shirt, then her bra. She stops him & says, "I've got to tell you something before we go much further... I have acute angina." He says. "I sure hope so because those are the ugliest breasts I've ever seen... |